he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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