either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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