You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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