the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
