ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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