why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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