Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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