Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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