Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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