Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Boobs are out for the taking
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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