GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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