My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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