at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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