Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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