Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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