In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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