Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
