Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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