I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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