yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
kristin has been a bad kristin
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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