Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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