He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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