Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
only you would photoshop your dick
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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