I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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