Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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