I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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