Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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