margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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