Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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