Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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