Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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