I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
