So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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