She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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