I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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