I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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