Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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