thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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