I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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