i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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