Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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