You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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