We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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