I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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