Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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