singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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