He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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