so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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