i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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