i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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