Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I can't put those talents on a resume
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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