why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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