doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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