remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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