dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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