she smelled like a LAN party
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
